Kari Tevo! Kari Tevo! You know I am all gone over you.
I got my new Shards and headed down to the river. If you ever go one on one with a seagull, well . . . I hate to tell you girl . . . but my money is on the sea gull . . . it ain't that I don't think you can handle things your self . . . but those sons of bitches are motherfuckers . . . . they will mess you up! But . . . . hey . . . we are talking my fave zine here . . . fuck a them seagulls.
Well . . . all them yuppies that ride the slough trail musta thought they'd come across a madman because I was yucking it away like a madman over #10. You know that I think that you and your Shards is the best thing since peanut butter. You kill me . . . dead and straight and no ands, ifs or buts.
Oh girl . . . what else can I say? I adore you!
OH! p.s. I loved Young MC and "Bust a Move"! And I remember Flea and his pink fuzzy slippers. Hey Kari . . . back in the old days of punk rock and shit I ended up back stage with
Flea . . . (only because of a girl . . . that was really really hot) . . . and Flea lit up a joint and handed it to me and I said "I don't smoke the devil weed." He looked at me utterly perplexed and said "What?!' And I said, "I don't smoke that devil weed!" I smiled real big and he smiled back and he said, "Alright . . . but you need to get a little more into the modern world dude!" And I said, "I'll work on that, but in the mean time can I get a whisky sour?" And he made someone go down to the bar and get me one. It was so much fun!
That's all girl . . . nothing else . . . I've said enough.
Kari, I'm not necessarily a strict pacifist. I just think violence should be minimized in resolving conflicts, large and small.
I mow lawns at a military base and have to go through stringent background checks and pass through checkpoints where the soldiers carry AK47's. (It's a bit of a hassle and kind of scary.) I also mow the lawns of military personnel off-base. I treat my clients with courtesy and respect and they reciprocrate. I'm not judgemental. My main concern is mostly basic self interest, not morals. It's not the soldiers I'm worrried about, but the national security personnel.
Many in prison today are in for non-violent crimes. I think I read somewhere that the U.S. incarceration rate is higher than in communist dictatorships. As for those who're in for violent offenses, they each have their own story. I've heard a few, but out of respect for their privacy and safety, won't repeat them. I'm not a particularly good one, but I'm a Buddhist. Google: Angulimala.
I'll be happy to send some zines for soldiers for you. I'm getting together an envelope right now. I'll try to have them out by next week.
Keri, I thank you for your work. It would be so lonely without the paper you send out into the world. I have kept in mind sending you zines for soldiers....and have even thought of sending you the new slingshot to send to them. The plan I have so far is 10 copies of issue 48 and about the equivalant of issue 49. Then any amount of slingshot really since we print 20.000.
Hi Keri . . . I was out tomcattin' last night and got home in the wee hours to find an issue of Shards! I wasn't feelin' so good when I woke up and had the blues . . .and then I saw my copy of Shards! Oh! Something to chase the blues away! I came right on down here to the hippy coffee shop to read it! I'm gonna be happy. I got to study too . . . but I can put that off.
Thank you for the wonderful pins. I put them on my cool leather punk rocker jacket with all the other pins.
Sumo? well . . . hmm . . . that seems reasonable. I mean all you do is push each other around with your tummys right? That beats being kicked in the head if you were taking the kung fu class down the hall.
OK . . . I'm gonna get to Shards. I gotta tell ya . . . your story of the mania kicking in and stealing all the pens them college kids write them messages with is absolute genius! I love that story. I've read it a half dozen times. I also sure love the story with you and your car and all the . . . .uh . . . bumps you get into in it. I do that too!!!! I had two in a day too! But you still hold the record since you got into two . . . uh . . . bumps in a 10 minute span. You Hollywood people are all nuts! That's kinda why I get a kick out of you.
OK . . . I gotta get to this Shards! I'll be sending you some stuff as soon as I recover from my night of tom cattin'. It's hard on an old fellow to keep up that sort of thing.
I adore you and your goddamned masterpiece of a zine.
P.S. Keri . . . at the moment I'm trying your homeopathic cure for stupidity. . . . I think this one might work!! But if you don't hear from me again . . . well . . . I . . . a . . . things are getting hazy . . . I . . . .
the newspaper went to the printer on tuesday. it will get back to us on friday--when im out of town. we do the mailing party on sunday. the papers should get to you in about two weeks.
I return to the bay around the 23rd--so i can check then what issues you sent me and then work on sending you some zippos
today i went searching thru trash and found a pink dow comforter and lots of GMO junk food, a couple of shot glasses and a half of bottle of Saki. A couple of days ago while hunting i found a hooka and a keg. guess which one i carried off...
hey thanks of thinking of me...i saw your project to get zines in the hands of the needy while cruising this site last week and i'm glad you invited me. It's been a hell week of tasks--including wrapping up Slingshot#113. I got together a review of Shards but since i turned it in late i made it rather abbreviated so my apologies if it reads a little generic.
So my head will still be spinning well into May 25th with travel and wrapping up projects and most importantly---fishing for useful shit from the student trash. I can oblige you in small ways. I will go over my originals on hand to find my zines that are readable (only about 3-4 issues). I can also look into having slingshot send you a small pile of the new issue.
like i said i will be a little scrambled (egg) until about the 25th. please send word and puns to me around that time, especially regarding how many copies of zines you want...
and i can ask other zine people if they wanna send shiot
Kari! I would love to participate In the zines to troops project. I will get a stack and send them on to you . . . just various wisebloods I have still around. I'll make a package soon. Also I will send you the new Wiseblood #58 for your own reading pleasure.
I'll put together a package soon. and get it on to you.
Hey Kari, yes, you are on my list. I've received three copies of Shards.. I have been wrapped up in a major publishing project for the past few months and haven't had a chance to reply and thank you for the fun zines you sent me. But I was going to make up for it when I sent you this latest issue. :)
Fishspit here . . . last night I watched Communion and well . . . I wouldn't leave the house without him either . . . Christopher Walken I mean. I don't give compliments . . . so when I say I make everyone here at the hippy coffee shop where I'm a regular at (I ain't a hippy but I love these people . . . even if a few of them want to argue with me about your "vegan vampire" article of which I tell them "Tell her! I didn't write it!") it isn't it a compliment, it's a nod to how much I want to share this with other people. I read it over and over. I don't do that with but one zine in a gazillion. And yeah! yeah! (I just was re-reading state of the union jack) fuck soccer! Buncha poofters! The only exciting thing about soccer is the violence in the stands by them cockney hooligans, and with out that what have you got?!
I didn't mean to babble at you here, I just wanted to tell you that I'm happy you are sending me more Shards! that and i'll get you more wisebloods. Other than that, the only time I've watched the kind of kitchen work in "battle of lunch" was when I was living in a half way house for nutjobs . . . they try things that way too! I'm glad you aren't put away . . . yet.
You and Shards are a kick! To hell with making the world a better place! Fuck the world! but . . . well . . . gosh . . . you make the world a better place! Until my next batch of shards I wish you ado. and . . . if you need a donation to keep such a good thing in print let me know . . . I still got a batch of p.c.p. I can sell to the kiddies down at the playground to get a few bucks. God, if he's not too occupied, bless you, Fishspit.