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pounded,by brian wood and steve rolston,is possibly the shittiest comic book ever,in the history of comics.it's an affront to everything.those responsible for this crime must pay.the second you open it,you instantly puke.rapist kieren dwyer assaults us with a fucking rotten "intro",hoping for "i'm hoping to see alot of young girls getting thier asses...well,uh,pounded".the rotten fucked up shitty sexist plot is about a rich trust fund fake horrible unrealistic 1 dimensional axe spray ad type joey,and his band and his fake punk friends and the whole thing is just like a fucking checklist of everything wrong with comics and zines everywhere.it's faker than fake-its nonexistent.it's shittiness is squared,compounding into a black hole of shittiness that this comic sucks itself into,leaving no trace.its like a cross between hanna montana,suicide girls,and boring vermont indie comics.its a crime-and everyone involved should be dragged into anarcho kangaroo court and murdered.punk rock is dead precisely because the artists werent killed.vancouver,which apparently is a city somewhere,is also represented here,which means it must suck.just reviewing this comic means im poisoned,and will probably have to kill myself when i'm done typing this.the plot-the art is archie comics(or maybe richie rich quality[almost])and barely deserves a mention,but the male-centric sellout punk rock anti reality plot is the real travesty.the flat,juvenile jock/snowboarder/date raper characters couldnt exist in any universe.whoever "wrote" this needs to go back to alternate school,because theyre the stupidest motherfucker to form a word.if they show up at the comic place,wreck thier shit.it sucks so bad i cant stand it!im freaking out-this cant be real!no one desreves to kill tree's to print horrible sickening white capitalist drivel like this.every single thing about this comic is fucked.every character,every subplot,every name,every band ever mentioned inside,all are guilty of unleashing this free box clogging problem on us,zine makers.this is why zines are ruined-this is why stumptown comics festival is so shitty now.this is everything wrong with publishing.its responsible for the tsunami.it killed your puppy.its an avatar-and it will destroy us unless we kill it.first,we'll have to destroy vancouver,wherever it is.then,we'll have to blow up every band on the vans warped tour-or,maybe not.im open to ideas-but believe me,im 100 % right.as soon as you read this,or clerks,you'll see.oni press should be firebombed.

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Comment by bobby madness on April 11, 2011 at 7:40am
BOBBY-I FIND IT SAD YOU ARE THE ONLY ONE WHO COMMENTS ON YOUR OWN BLOG-THATS SAD,AND SHOWS DEFINITE SIGNS OF SHIZOPHRENIA-PLUS,TIM HOLLYWOOD IS YOUR ONLY FRIEND.

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