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War with the Cartoon Characters

We as a people had had enough!
"Let's try as a jury and also a judge
all the cartoon 2D bunch;
rope them and their shenanigans,"
shouted the crowd, every one.

"Time to be serious when things are dark,
time to go to work and pull a plow,
time to clean up after those who draw."

The characters in concert said, "Phooey to that!"
and sent raspberries to all in earshot
and drew up multiple musical instruments
and began their symphony of caterwauling
and antics of zingey merriment.

The people outraged, started to attack
swinging blunt erasers this way and that,

But the cartoon Characters formed one line
that drew a monster 1,000 feet high
and began to march on the country side.

Off fled the real-ies out of the land
never to bother the cartoon-ies again!.

Tom Hendricks

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