a place for zinesters - writers and readers
1-I can light them on fire and throw them in a gallon of gasoline and throw it into a store filled with flammable zines and watch it burn to the ground.
2-I can come up to people and be like "Hey!Hey look!Look at me!Hey!I have a zine!Isnt that great?I'm so amazing!Look at my zine!Look!Look at me!Look!Over here!Hey!"
3-I can sell drugs to people through my zine using encrypted messages,or soak LSD in ink and paint pages with it and mail them into prisons,using freedom of speech as a cover.
4-I can bore my friends to death without speaking.
5-I can work on them night and day for years,pay to print them up,and have a snotty 19 year old refuse to look at one at the zine fest.
6-I can choke people with it as I beat thier head into the pavement at the zine fest.
7-I can spread vicious rumors and lies in vain attempts at manipulation.
8-I can blend in with the nerd herd.
9-I can get them stolen by distributors who never pay me.
10-I can wipe my ass with the one you printed.