The Weekly Troll, Volume 1, Issue 9/11

[Casimiro Nadas]

Publish September 15, 2011

It was hell getting Issue 9/11 out. Just horrible! When we were about to hit send, the door to the office was kicked down and immediately some large gentlemen in black came streaming in and put a
hood over my head. They drove me around for a while and I ended up
where I could only imagine was the Coca-Cola bottling plant where I was
tortured for hours on end. I was put in a pitch dark room with shit all
over the walls where I laid strapped down to and electrocuted. Followed
by a water boarding session in which I think they used this
god-awful substance called “Dr. Pepper.” I dunno, it tasted awful. Right
before they were gonna break my knees and other extremities,  I finally
had a breakdown and screamed: “FINE. I DID IT FOR TEH LOLZAH!” After
that they dropped me off at the back of the Denny’s across teh
university on Central where I scrambled to the nearest computer to send
Issue 9/11 to the listserv.

Like always, our best work yet!

-Troll On!

It was hell getting Issue 9/11 out. Just horrible! When we were about to hit send, the door to the office was kicked down and immediately some large gentlemen in black came streaming in and put a
hood over my head. They drove me around for a while and I ended up
where I could only imagine was the Coca-Cola bottling plant where I was
tortured for hours on end. I was put in a pitch dark room with shit all
over the walls where I laid strapped down to and electrocuted. Followed
by a water boarding session in which I think they used this
god-awful substance called “Dr. Pepper.” I dunno, it tasted awful. Right
before they were gonna break my knees and other extremities,  I finally
had a breakdown and screamed: “FINE. I DID IT FOR TEH LOLZAH!” After
that they dropped me off at the back of the Denny’s across teh
university on Central where I scrambled to the nearest computer to send
Issue 9/11 to the listserv.

Like always, our best work yet!

-Troll On!