You Might Be A Junkie If....
You are searching the internet for survival tips on how to live with heroin addiction.
You only eat really sweet cereal out of cups or glasses.
You buy food with the few dollars in change you scrounge up after finding a ten dollar bill tucked away for emergencies.
You don't hang out with people unless you are on dope (social precaution)
You don't own a tooth brush.
You like Miles Davis a little too much.
You used to be an e-tard.
Your skin has a 'golden tint.'
Your phone book consists of mostly names like 'B., 8th street Guy, 3rd street guy, BIg C, Paris, Slick Rick.'
You see a gum wraper and automatically think about wax wrappers.
You feel perpetually guilty