Hey! I finally got around to making more copies of Diatribe Issue Five and finished Diatribe Issue Six!
Issue five (25 copies were released in 2006) covers such fantastic topics as my conflicting views on religion (and the value voters folks), drunk dialing, the short list of things that really ire up my blood (nationalists, "manly" men, and and rockabilly to name a few) along with some contributions from my good friend Will (a history professor at the University of Madison) and a few other pieces.
Issue six (released October 2008) features info on the Large Hadron Collider, God's views on politics, bit about why adulthood and seriousness are ridiculous ideas, more flashes into the lifestyle of a blackout drunk, and a big middle finger to Dick Clark.
Paypal/Email me at email@example.com and I'll send them right out to you. $5.00 for both including postage. Plus, I'll send you a fun and exciting surprise.