
..because you just took the biggest, stickiest dump ever and your out of toilette paper! What are you to do when even your shower is spouting out freezing cold water so you can't even wash your ass out? Guess you'll have to just run to the store w/ your asscheeks squishing together! Ewe! Or you can just use one of your handy ButtRagMags! That's right-we have ButtRagMag #4 available now and it can be used to wipe your stinky ass! It does include 4 soft sheets of good 'ol toilette paper! WARNING: Contents include shitty-ass humor and comics. May not be suitable for intellectuals, children or conservatives but your preacher may enjoy it.
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