HOT/NOT. ALCOHOL VERSION
Mango infused vodka. Stop infusing my vodka god-dammit. Somewhere in Sydney a think-tank is coming up with a penis-infused version because a recent study has shown only underage slutty teens & fags drink the shit.
70% tax increase on RTD’s. Who are thirtyfive year old investment bankers supposed to rape now, each other?
Caramel Baileys. I’m sure it tastes delicious, I imagine it’s like liquid icecream, despite the fact that icecream… Continue