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zine fest--how many copies to bring?
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I'm going to the San Francisco Zine Fest--my first--and I'm wondering how many copies of each issue people usually bring.  I have three issues to trade/sell ($3), and I was thinking 30 copies of…Continue

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Started this discussion. Last reply by redhoodedm Aug 3, 2011.

Scam Distro: Should I Out It Here?
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This is a small community, so I want to get some opinions on this.There is a member of this community (on WMZ) who runs a distro.  I ordered some stuff from her.  I didn't get it, so I wrote to…Continue

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Started this discussion. Last reply by Sid Clark Feb 14.

 

Greetings, yo.

Shards of Glass In Your Eye!

HEY! I am running a special on Shards! I usually sell them for 3 bucks. But because you're beautiful and cuz I just got a bunch from the printer, I'll sell 'em to you for only 2 dollars a pop. Hurry and get #8, still in its first print run, free!

SHARDS OF GLASS IN YOUR EYE! is a humor + random zine featuring offbeat insights from an unconventional observer. Each issue features funny essays, sarcastic commentary, and extras like games and celebrity sightings. Have a fun read! LAUGH MORE!

To purchase Shards (#3-#9; more info below), paypal $2 per issue to shardsofglassinyoureye@gmail.com. In the comment area on PayPal, specify which issue(s) you want and your mailing address. Thanks!

BIO

Hi, I'm Kari.  My humor + random zine, which I started in 1995, is called Shards Of Glass In Your Eye! The first two issues were slap-dash one-nighters thrown together in fits of creative frustration. Each issue was a collection of absolutely nothing of consequence.  Resurrected in 2010, Issues 3-9 continue in that tradition.  You won't learn how to manage your money.  You won't be inspired to lose 20 pounds in 20 days.  You won't read the trenchant political analysis of a Capitol Hill insider, or be gripped by the harrowing story of a rock-climbing quadruple amputee.  

 

But you will get a personalized psychic reading, and you'll find out what's not on the official Beverly Hills walking tour map.  Grammar Nazis got you down?  I've written a lecture to them on your behalf. Sing along with me to The Domestically-Challenged Blues. Take a psychological quiz. Learn one simple rule for dating a guy from a rock band. Plus, there's diets for the desperate, celebrity sightings, a series of fond reminiscenses, and a couple of serious ones (like "In Defense of Thin Women") too. You even get a word search puzzle.

Is it lazy if I refer you to my Zine Wiki page for descriptions of each issue? Probably, yes. Try to think of it as data storage space preservation. But there's some sample material below. My Zine Wiki page is hyah: http://zinewiki.com/Shards_of_glass_in_your_eye%21

 

SAMPLE MATERIAL

#3 (Disco Ball Party Zine): From "Scintillating True Confessions!" Is energy wasted on little kids? Yes. They should be replaced with compact fluorescent kids. Do you dot your is and cross your ts? Your mom's a ts.

#4 (Sex Sells): From "Why Grammar Nazis Need to Chill": Good writers get to smugly fan their writing feathers on a daily basis and look super smart, while lesser writers struggle in shame. But remember: One of your strengths might be writing, but the struggling writer can probably do something cool that you can't. Like, maybe you can't play basketball, or you're really fucking annoying.

#5 (Heart Attack): Everyone has a place in the world: Without people who take themselves too seriously, there would be nobody to listen to Sting.

#6 (Collated Zine Supplement): Kari's Diary: Dear Diary: Earlier, I stabbed my finger right through with my cat's insulin needle. This is how super-powers begin. I bet I'm going to turn into a puma.

#7 (Pony Up): From "To Kill A Vegan Vampire, Attack It With A Steak": Pescatarians are often sneered at by non-meat-eaters and meat-eaters alike, disdained because they won't commit to a side. Pescatarians are the bisexuals of the nutrition world.

#8 (Take A Peek): Kari's Diary: Dear Diary: I'm annoyed that there's yet another "Twilight" cover of Entertainment Weekly. This one has the whole vam fam, including the little girl. Haven't we as a society learned our lesson about casting little girls as vampires? In the 90s we had that whole Anne Rice thing, and now we're stuck with Kirsten Dunst.

#9 (Go For A Spin): From "Ways the Upper Peninsula of Michigan is Different Than Los Angeles": Population LA: 7 area codes in one county. UP: One area code in 16,452 square miles. Wild Night LA: Got drunk in Hollywood; had to avoid the cops. UP: A bear got into the trash; couldn't clean up til the bear left. Weekend Trip LA: Mammoth Mountain (5 hours) for great skiing. UP: Green Bay (4 hours) for a mall with two floors.

Message me here OR go right to PayPal (shardsofglassinyoureye@gmail.com) to buy some copies!

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At 12:25am on June 13, 2013, Lubomyr Tymkiv said…

Hi Kari, :) Thank you for your participation and for your wonderful contribution to Zineshow!

At 6:27am on June 8, 2013, robert eggplant said…

Keri, I thank you for your work. It would be so lonely without the paper you send out into the world. I have kept in mind sending you zines for soldiers....and have even thought of sending you the new slingshot to send to them. The plan I have so far is 10 copies of issue 48 and about the equivalant of issue 49. Then any amount of slingshot really since we print 20.000.

At 2:21pm on June 1, 2013, fishspit said…

Hi Keri . . . I was out tomcattin' last night and got home in the wee hours to find an issue of Shards!  I wasn't feelin' so good when I woke up and had the blues . . .and then I saw my copy of Shards!  Oh! Something to chase the blues away!  I came right on down here to the hippy coffee shop to read it!  I'm gonna be happy.  I got to study too . . . but I can put that off.

Thank you for the wonderful pins.  I put them on my cool leather punk rocker jacket with all the other pins. 

Sumo? well . . . hmm . . . that seems reasonable.  I mean all you do is push each other around with your tummys right?  That beats being kicked in the head if you were taking the kung fu class down the hall.

OK . . . I'm gonna get to Shards.  I gotta tell ya . . . your story of the mania kicking in and stealing all the pens them college kids write them messages with is absolute genius!  I love that story.  I've read it a half dozen times.  I also sure love the story with you and your car and all the . . . .uh . . . bumps you get into in it.  I do that too!!!!   I had two in a day too!  But you still hold the record since you got into two . . . uh . . . bumps in a 10 minute span.  You Hollywood people are all nuts!  That's kinda why I get a kick out of you.

OK . . . I gotta get to this Shards!  I'll be sending you some stuff as soon as I recover from my night of tom cattin'.  It's hard on an old fellow to keep up that sort of thing.

I adore you and your goddamned masterpiece of a zine.

Fishspit out.

At 9:23pm on May 20, 2013, fishspit said…

P.S.S. Keri . . . sigh . . . I just finished the Shards #4 and #5 . . . what do I do now?  You are a genius. That's all . . . nothing more to tell you.

Fishspit out.

At 9:02pm on May 20, 2013, fishspit said…

P.S. Keri . . . at the moment I'm trying your homeopathic cure for stupidity. . . . I think this one might work!!  But if you don't hear from me again . . . well . . . I . . . a . . . things are getting hazy . . . I . . . .

At 7:02pm on May 20, 2013, fishspit said…

Huminy huminy huminy! I got my "sex sells" issue of Shards today! Wait! I just opened it! Hey! Wait! There's no nekkid people in here! Even the cat's got a bell! 

But no here we go . . . i'm gonna kick back on the couch, but on a rekkid and laugh until I cry.

Fishspit out!

At 2:08am on May 16, 2013, robert eggplant said…

the newspaper went to the printer on  tuesday. it  will get back to us on friday--when im out of town. we do the mailing party on sunday. the  papers should get to you in about two  weeks. 

I  return to the bay around the 23rd--so i  can check then what issues you sent me and then work on sending you some  zippos

today i went searching thru trash and found a pink dow comforter and lots of GMO        junk food, a couple of shot glasses and a half of bottle of Saki. A couple of days ago while hunting i found a hooka and a keg. guess which one i carried off...

At 8:24pm on May 14, 2013, robert eggplant said…

hey thanks of thinking of me...i saw your project to get zines in the hands of the needy while cruising this site last week and i'm glad you invited me. It's been a hell week of tasks--including wrapping up Slingshot#113. I got together a review of Shards but since i turned it in late i made it rather abbreviated so my apologies if it reads a little generic.

So my head will still be spinning well into May 25th with travel and wrapping up projects and most importantly---fishing for useful shit from the student trash. I can oblige you in small ways. I will go over my originals on hand to find my zines that are readable (only about 3-4 issues). I can also look into having slingshot send you a small pile of the new issue.

like i said i will be a little scrambled (egg) until about the 25th. please send word and puns to me around that time, especially regarding how many copies of zines you want...

and i can ask other zine people if they wanna send shiot

At 1:12pm on May 13, 2013, fishspit said…

Right on Kari!  I just enveloped up my stack of wisebloods to post to you for the troops.  Will post it tomorrow.  I can't wait for more shards!  woo hoo!

Thanks for doing this "zines to troops project.

Fishspit out.

At 12:38pm on May 13, 2013, fishspit said…

P.S. Kari, don't forget to send me some more Shards of Glass in Your Eye when you find the time.

Fishspit out.

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ZINES FOR TROOPS! HONOR ROLL

Posted on May 17, 2013 at 2:30pm 0 Comments

Zines for Troops! sends free zines to military members and injured veterans. These exemplary civilians have participated by sending zine donations. Their zines are shined, showered, and ready for inspection by their lucky military recipients! 

A 21-Gun Salute To:

Laura-Marie, Functionally Ill…

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Zines For Troops! Donations Needed!

Posted on April 21, 2013 at 7:30pm 4 Comments

ZINES FOR TROOPS!

DONATE ZINES TO MILITARY MEMBERS AND VETERANS!

 

You know how when you’re stressed out, it can help to relax with some good reading material? Imagine you’re a military member in a danger…

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Trader Schmoes

Posted on March 12, 2013 at 3:00pm 0 Comments

TRADER SCHMOES

By Kari Tervo, Shards of Glass In Your Eye!

I have a new policy on trading: I'll send you mine when you send me yours. I rarely receive any of the zines that I was hoping to read!

Some zinesters are trader schmoes. They're people who promise a zine in return for a zine, but never send one.

A lot of trader schmoes are just…

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Gigglebot: A Distro To Avoid

Posted on June 27, 2011 at 12:00pm 3 Comments

Business practices vary from culture to culture.  In Japan, it's customary to bow towards a new client upon introduction.  In India, leather briefcases are unacceptable.  Likewise, the world of Gigglebot distro has business practices all its own.

 

A typical retail transaction is generally pretty simple:  I give you money, you give me stuff.  But at Gigglebot distro, the business customs are different. If you visit a foreign country for business, it's good to know their…

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"All the info is here, in the FAQ: http://wemakezines.ning.com/profiles/blogs/zines-for-troops-donations-needed ; I'll send a package if they're interested. Can't wait to get your stuff in the mail. :)"
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"P.S. Keri . . . at the moment I'm trying your homeopathic cure for stupidity. . . . I think this one might work!!  But if you don't hear from me again . . . well . . . I . . . a . . . things are getting hazy . . . I . . . ."
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"Huminy huminy huminy! I got my "sex sells" issue of Shards today! Wait! I just opened it! Hey! Wait! There's no nekkid people in here! Even the cat's got a bell!  But no here we go . . . i'm gonna kick back on the…"
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ZINES FOR TROOPS! HONOR ROLL

Zines for Troops! sends free zines to military members and injured veterans. These exemplary civilians have participated by sending zine donations. Their zines are shined, showered, and ready for inspection by their lucky military recipients! A 21-Gun Salute To:Laura-Marie, Functionally Ill Ken Bausert, the Ken ChroniclesAngela Chaos, Riverside DIY Print FestRyan, LA Queer Resistance CollectionJohnny G. Gakav, Budget PressSarah Bitchy, PimpkillahRafell McFarlandAnnie, Queer and Trans Youth…See More
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