The Basic Shizzle
Is this where my bio goes?
Man, internet-networking is so complicated sometimes.
Let's start with the basics.
I cut the pockets out of these shorts this year because they were so worn that it was not reliable to put things in them. This created the unfortunate problem that at the (im)proper angle you could then see my underwear, so I put matching patches where the pocket holes were. They are affixed so that despite their seeming lack of functionality, I can still hook pens into my pockets. Then I trimmed the bottom of the shorts because they were so frayed and had been patched so many times that they were actually chafing my legs.
At this point I would estimate that I have sewn about 60 patches onto these pants and it's the sheer time commitment that I've already invested in them that prevents me from throwing them away.
In the video store the other day a newly-moved-to-town guy who looked to be about 19 said "did you make those shorts?" and I said no but I guess I did at this point. You would be hard pressed to find a spot on them that wasn't created by a patch that I've sewn on there.
What does this have to do with zines you may ask? Well, I'm glad that you did. I found them in a trashcan in Eugene, OR about 6 years ago. They are Abercrombie brand cargo shorts. At the time of retrieval, I was walking around with Alex who makes zines and shit. I wore them on the whole Cut & Paste zine tour in 2003. I've worn them to most all zine conventions in those last five years also, mostly due to the practicality that you can actually fit zines in cargo pockets. I would like to be able to say that I've loaned them to other zinesters in times of need, but that's not actually true. They require heavy maintanence like a Harley so if they aren't being worn they are often waiting to be washed or patched.
I think it's fair to say that these shorts have greatly aided my life in zine making, reading, and collecting. I will begin working on some charts and graphs to illustrate this point.
Oh yeah, and I should mention that I'm working on a bunch of new zines and shit.