I try to live simply
But sometimes, all I really want is dark chocolate fondue.
I'm still in school. But I enjoy the learning process
Even when it's something as dreadful as biostatistics
I'm neurotic But I'm self-entertaining
I believe in dropping non sequiturs in introductions
Is a unicycle considered furniture?
I have a perzine, "Don't Do Anything Stupid" that I would love to trade. Or hell, we could share really bad puns. I LIVE for them.