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Dr. Danny Swank
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  • Portland, OR
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Hello!!

My name is Dr. Daniel Q. Swank (the "Q" stands for quality) and when not penning Harlequin romance novels under the alias Archibald F. Honeycutt (the "F" stands for fancy-pants) I write a couple of zines: Cranky Buddha and Manuscripts Don't Burn. I'm also responsible for such notable one-offs as: Ozzy the Lazy Ass Panda, Spamnation, Tales From the Bus, We're All Pangaean, and Hang Loose: The Long Lost Gospel of the Hippie Jesus. I've been thinking of making an all humor zine called The Conspiracy to Seduce Tina Youthers, but I'm not quite sure what that would entail. Only time will tell.

I cannot check this page often, but feel free to email me at:

DrDannySwank@Gmail.com

Yup yup.

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At 8:30pm on September 11, 2009, Fergus said…
Cool. I look forward to it. Did you get my postcard from San Francisco? If so - you shoulda warned me about bloody Burning Man! I did see an excellent Portland band there - March Fourth. Woo.
At 11:47am on August 15, 2009, Sky Cosby said…
Hello Dr. Swank, we met a couple years ago at the Portland Zine Symposium. I was hoping I could acquire more copies of your Menckeniana zine? Please get back to me as soon as possible, at earthlightbooks@gmail.com

thanks!
At 6:42pm on July 29, 2009, mclzines said…
Hi, my name is Christopher, and I work for Multnomah County Library. Trying to get in touch with you, sent an e-mail on 7/20. Please contact me at chriscu (you know what) multcolib (the other thing) org, or call me at 503-988-5394, ext. zero. Thanks!
At 3:28am on July 29, 2009, Christina Wheeler said…
Picked up Cranky Buddha and Tales from the Bus at the Portland Zine Symposium...was also tabling there for The F-Bomb. LOVED your stuff. Actually kept me interested! If you wanna trade anything, let me know. I'm always down for that. :)
At 5:04am on June 7, 2009, Fergus said…
Hello there. I meant to write you a letter with zines enclosed (issues 13 & 18) this weekend, but ran out of time. So next weekend it shall have to be. From your fellow post-bogan, Fergus.
At 7:32am on April 16, 2009, Adam Pasion said…
Hey Danny,
I finally stopped slacking off and dropped off a fat package of zines and comics for you in the mail today. It usually takes about a week for things to get to America from Japan. Hope you enjoy mine half as much as I enjoyed yours.
At 10:19pm on April 13, 2009, Filka said…
they are in the mail.....will send along 2 more wen finished
At 12:26pm on April 11, 2009, betrayedzine said…
hey your zines seem cool i'm gonna buy some.
At 8:47am on April 6, 2009, Nicola said…
hi, saw your post about Tales From The Bus, it sounds great. I have a zine A New Anchor #1 which features a bus story, some travel recollections as well as an interview and art stuffs. wanna trade?
At 12:18pm on April 3, 2009, Jessica Marie said…
wow im really glad you liked my zine. It was just a mash of stuff pulled from my journals that i turned into a zine, ha.I read both of your zines too and liked your point of view on religion, or at least christianity. I must also add that the sloth stationary that you wrote a thankyou note on was AWESOME. I want some..

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