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A standard 8-page mini-zine, this issue features an extended editorial resulting from the discovery that Hansel & Gretel March are jointly Managing Directors of the astoundingly successful Fast-As-You-Can Corporation, and addresses such issues as:
- the Gingerbread Man's reputation as a potential psychopathic killer
- the Fast-As-You-Can Courier Company's practice of rehabilitating escaped Gingerbread Men
- the Marches' 'monopoly' of the Enchanted Realms' commercial sector
In addition, this issue includes a voucher for the reader to claim a FREE (+ postage) sachet of Fast-As-You-Can CoCo Cocoa! A homicidal gingerbread reading list is also provided.