Share 'compulsive eavesdroppers wanted'

Hey!  Do you intentionally overhear great/weird conversations on the bus and at coffee shops?   WRITE A STORY ABOUT IT.   I have idea for a zine that's in early planning stages and it's tentatively titled "Overheard: Stories from Compulsive Eavesdroppers"   I'm looking for ~50-200 word stories about real conversations that you've overheard.  People talk about crazy shit (especially out of context…