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I needed some advice for a silly problem. When I first started my account on Etsy I only sold art. My shop was called 'Olda art+design' (sounds like a lame bourgeoise graphic design firm). I decided now to only sell zines in my shop. I want to change my shop name to Footnote* Press but Etsy won't allow you to change your username. My only options seem to be to keep my dumb name 'Olda art+design'…