HOT/NOT. ALCOHOL VERSION
Mango infused vodka. Stop infusing my vodka god-dammit. Somewhere in Sydney a think-tank is coming up with a penis-infused version because a recent study has shown only underage slutty teens & fags drink the shit.
70% tax increase on RTD’s. Who are thirtyfive year old investment bankers supposed to rape now, each other?
Caramel Baileys. I’m sure it tastes delicious…
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