When we get recognised..

[mujinga]

I got to thinking as I walked on a hill today, when the fascist state finally pulls its fingers out and recognises our services to the good people of Brighton (and Hove), what should we call ourselves? Here are some tentative suggestions -

Sir Toby Chelms of Watford

Emperor Snape of Italy

Queen Emma Jane (born Rochester)

Dame Dani of Australia

Countess Catherine of Mixtape

Lord Mujinga of Wessex

and so on and so forth

[mujinga]

Earl Stephanos of Athens

[mujinga]

btw I didn't forget you Amy - it's just that I can't improve on Godliman

[Emma Jane Falconer]

You get it by challenging Berlusconi to a boxing match and hitting him in his flabby perv belly though.

Ellie said:

sweet I get a whole country...another fash country alas