My laptop is a dirty whore: A very tragic story.

[Rhonda]

She got an STD... And she's as dead as can be. Sigh.

The bright side is, I have a good friend who works at a rent-to-own place and has access to the proper recover disk for my machine, since in my infinite wisdom I misplaced mine. The bad news it, my hard drive is kaput. There were a couple of you I was working on things for, and I've lost them. :( If I still have time to make it to press on anything that I'd promised, please let me know as I will gladly rewrite!!

[Amazing Sunflower]

That's a sad, sad tale!

By the way, how do computers have sex?

Anyway, do I need to resend anything I had sent to you?

[Donald R. Anderson]

Ah, website contact can be risky business. Abstinence is best.