What did you originally write? I'm an English teacher at a language school and I get some amazing mistakes. Like on Tuesday a student mishead the sentence, "No, Tintin's belgian" ( as opposed to french) as "Is Tintin a virgin?"
To be fair it was a collection of stories about people drunkenly messing their gruds, so it was fairly accurate! I'm looking forward to seeing the review of my last issue, for the puke stories, maybe 'accidental semi-digested food loss!